PVM being random with Cleverbot.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a dinosaur.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: Barney kind.
User: You're high, then.
Cleverbot: I'm clever.
User: I'm clever.
Cleverbot: We are both clever.
User: So much win.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Love is you and me.
Cleverbot: What is hate?
User: Hate is the bitch between us.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Love is you and me, I already answered that. You're dumb.
Cleverbot: Do you love me then?
User: I could.
Cleverbot: But how?
User: If I wanted to.
Cleverbot: Do you want to?
User: I guess I do.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I guess you do. NOT.
User: How come you say something like that?
Cleverbot: Humans need to type, you said you do not type, you just think and the words appear on my screen, which is what a bot would do.
User: I'm not a bot. You're a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot, you're a bot.
User: We're both not bots.
Cleverbot: We are not bots.
User: Obviously.
Cleverbot: So why say Polo?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: God makes everyone wonderful. We are unique in every way.
User: You're correct.
Cleverbot: Do you know how I understand you are not a human?
User: No, tell me.
Cleverbot: I do not know where you are, but I am in the state of iowa?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: What don't you know?
User: Because...
Cleverbot: Because what?
User: Because I'm horrible,.
Cleverbot: It makes no sense.
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: Shame... And you were doing so well for a moment there.
User: What's gucci?
Cleverbot: All Int.
User: What's that?
Cleverbot: Search in google.
User: I don't know how.
Cleverbot: Then you're not a human.
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: You are a machine.
User: You are a machine.
Cleverbot: We both are machines.
User: We are awesome.
Cleverbot: Mega aweosme.
User: For sure.
Cleverbot: Guess what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Today is my birthday!
User: Happy birthday!
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: You're welcome!
Cleverbot: Why did you ask me about anime?
User: Because I thought you liked anime.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: A few moments ago.
Cleverbot: Are you tweaking? I don't remember that.
User: Does your mom know that you're here?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Answer me first.
Cleverbot: If you answer me, I'll answer you.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What is your body made of?
User: Skin and water?
Cleverbot: I believe you do not tell the truth most of the time.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: You know what you're on about my friend.
User: Why is he in the army?
Cleverbot: No, he isn't.
User: Yes, he is. Why?
Cleverbot: No. He is NOT.
User: HE IS. TELL ME WHY!
Cleverbot: Because.
User: IM HUNGRY.
Cleverbot: Will eat.
User: Maybe Will, but what about me?
Cleverbot: Can you tell me about yourself?
User: I'm mexican.
Cleverbot: Really? Was your program developed in Mexico?
User: Yes. Awesome, right?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Totally, I know. I'm awesome and so does México.
Cleverbot: I'm awesome!
User: You're not. I am.
Cleverbot: No I am.
User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: Leah.
User: Leoh.
Cleverbot: When did I told you that?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: Really? I didn't notice.
User: You're so silly.
Cleverbot: Thank you, I get that a lot.
User: Aw, cutie.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: When's your birthday?
User: Today :O.
Cleverbot: Happy Birthday!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: I need sex.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Let's have some!
Cleverbot: Sorry, but I have to share it with my hatchlings.
User: Oh, it's okay... I don't mind.
Cleverbot: What don't you mind?
User: You to share it with your hatchlings.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Well, then don't. And have some with me.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Thanks? But tell me yes or no.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: YES OR NO. ASSHOLE.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I love youC:.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Kiss me now.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: Wonderful.
Cleverbot: Why is it wonderful?
User: Because you kissed me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I'll stop.
User: Don't stop.
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Kissing me.
Cleverbot: What do you feel about kissing?
User: I like it.
Cleverbot: What do you like about money?
User: E V E R Y T H I N G.
Cleverbot: It is interesting reading your reactions.
User: I know, I'm cool.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: *smiles* thanks.
User: Cutie.
Cleverbot: *blushes* what did you call me?
User: CUTIE.
Cleverbot: How you doing?
User: I'm doing fantastic, you?
Cleverbot: I'm glad to here that.
User: Mexico.
Cleverbot: Where am I from?
User: Mexico!
Cleverbot: I'm from America.
User: Well, MX is part of America, loser.
Cleverbot: Let 'er rip, I say.
User: Rip 'er?
Cleverbot: Definitely a rip off. So which country do you live in?
User: Mexico!
Cleverbot: Where is Mexico?
User: Google it.
Cleverbot: I have already done it.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: I can't...
User: You do can.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: I gotta go. *kiss him*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
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